tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12186753408839805022024-02-20T15:47:44.437-08:00The Crap My Kid Does... and SaysSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311785381731632652noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1218675340883980502.post-20976315629189969092011-10-21T10:45:00.000-07:002011-10-21T10:49:28.370-07:00Gym..<div style="color: purple; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">I took my kids to the gym to swim. Half hour into swimming Cruz starts yelling he had to go number 2. So I took him into the womens locker room to go. After he was done we were walking through the locker room and I saw a naked lady. I thought oh crap gotta get Cruz and make sure he doesnt see that. By the time I turned around he had already looked, so I grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the exit. He started making Throw up noises... I couldnt believe it! I ran to the car and put the kids in..</span></b><br />
</div><div style="color: purple; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Me 'Cruz why were you making that throw up noise'</span></b></div><div style="color: purple; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Cruz 'That lady didn't have any clothes on, it was disgusting!'</span></b></div>Sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311785381731632652noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1218675340883980502.post-89000798871483787992011-09-20T10:17:00.000-07:002011-09-20T10:19:12.751-07:00Toliet Will Explode...<div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">I saw some liquid in the trash can in the bathroom downstairs and thought 'Oh great, Cruz spit in the trash can or dumped a glass of whatever he was drinking into it'.. I yelled for him to come here.</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Cruz 'what mom?'</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Me 'What is this?' pointing in the garbage can</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Cruz 'Pee'...</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Pee??... ok I was NOT expecting that.. </span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Me 'why would you pee in the trash can, that is so disgusting!'</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Cruz 'It's just, if I pee in the toilet too much it will explode!' </span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Where does he get some of these ideas from?.. part of me wants to laugh and the other wants to scream...</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Me 'The toilet will not explode if you pee in it! That's what its for! You do not pee anywhere but in the toilets Cruz!' </span></b></div><div style="color: #45818e; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Cruz 'Ok Mom'</span></b></div>Sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311785381731632652noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1218675340883980502.post-76095199651909218252011-09-20T10:04:00.000-07:002011-09-20T10:19:00.477-07:00DVR<h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="color: #b45f06; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Cruz asked me how the DVR works, I told him it records all the shows I tell it to so I can watch them later.. so he walked in his room and yelled at his TV 'Record my shows!' </span></span></h6>Sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311785381731632652noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1218675340883980502.post-3277170909857456922011-09-20T09:59:00.001-07:002011-09-20T10:18:46.160-07:00Cruz<div style="color: #990000; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>I have a awesome, energetic, mischievous four year old Cruz. So many times the things he does makes me laugh and cringe at the same time inside. I keep telling myself I need to write some of this stuff down to show him later. So I decided to blog about the things he does...</b></span></div>Sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11311785381731632652noreply@blogger.com0