Gym..

I took my kids to the gym to swim. Half hour into swimming Cruz starts yelling he had to go number 2. So I took him into the womens locker room to go. After he was done we were walking through the locker room and I saw a naked lady. I thought oh crap gotta get Cruz and make sure he doesnt see that. By the time I turned around he had already looked, so I grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the exit. He started making Throw up noises... I couldnt believe it! I ran to the car and put the kids in..

Me 'Cruz why were you making that throw up noise'

Cruz 'That lady didn't have any clothes on, it was disgusting!'

Toliet Will Explode...

I saw some liquid in the trash can in the bathroom downstairs and thought 'Oh great, Cruz spit in the trash can or dumped a glass of whatever he was drinking into it'.. I yelled for him to come here.

Cruz 'what mom?'

Me 'What is this?' pointing in the garbage can

Cruz 'Pee'...

Pee??... ok I was NOT expecting that.. 

Me 'why would you pee in the trash can, that is so disgusting!'

Cruz 'It's just, if I pee in the toilet too much it will explode!'

Where does he get some of these ideas from?.. part of me wants to laugh and the other wants to scream...

Me 'The toilet will not explode if you pee in it! That's what its for! You do not pee anywhere but in the toilets Cruz!'

Cruz 'Ok Mom'

DVR

Cruz asked me how the DVR works, I told him it records all the shows I tell it to so I can watch them later.. so he walked in his room and yelled at his TV 'Record my shows!'

Cruz

I have a awesome, energetic, mischievous four year old Cruz. So many times the things he does makes me laugh and cringe at the same time inside. I keep telling myself I need to write some of this stuff down to show him later. So I decided to blog about the things he does...