I took my kids to the gym to swim. Half hour into swimming Cruz starts yelling he had to go number 2. So I took him into the womens locker room to go. After he was done we were walking through the locker room and I saw a naked lady. I thought oh crap gotta get Cruz and make sure he doesnt see that. By the time I turned around he had already looked, so I grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the exit. He started making Throw up noises... I couldnt believe it! I ran to the car and put the kids in..
Me 'Cruz why were you making that throw up noise'
Cruz 'That lady didn't have any clothes on, it was disgusting!'