I saw some liquid in the trash can in the bathroom downstairs and thought 'Oh great, Cruz spit in the trash can or dumped a glass of whatever he was drinking into it'.. I yelled for him to come here.
Cruz 'what mom?'
Me 'What is this?' pointing in the garbage can
Pee??... ok I was NOT expecting that..
Me 'why would you pee in the trash can, that is so disgusting!'
Cruz 'It's just, if I pee in the toilet too much it will explode!'
Where does he get some of these ideas from?.. part of me wants to laugh and the other wants to scream...
Me 'The toilet will not explode if you pee in it! That's what its for! You do not pee anywhere but in the toilets Cruz!'
Cruz 'Ok Mom'